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skeetbucket:

Assassin’s Creed for Kinect

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waverlys:

monica-geller:

i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because in one skating competition all of the other competitors fell over right before the finish line so the australian who was coming last ended up winning \m/

one of the best things ever go watch it

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stuckinabucket:

rockgroin:

Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.

Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.

Oh, Rob Liefeld.  Truly you are terrible.

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JANE
MY LITTLE SUNBEAM
WHERE ARE YOU
I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
I’m taking a walk
be back for dinner
AH YES MY CAGED SPRITE
COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND UPON YOUR RETURN
RELATE TO ME THE VAGRANT GLORIES OF THE  RUINED WOODS
do you really want me to describe my walk to you
MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU POCKET WITCH

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The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified

  • BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
  • BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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dduane:

(gasping with laughter)

dduane:

(gasping with laughter)

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hamburgerjack:

strugglingtobeheard:

ajc804:

art-girl-thumper:

Oh lord, the 4th one down on the right. XD 

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

lmfao!!! dem cows aint playing

Mootang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

WHATCHA GONNA MOO

Dead now.

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tiptoeontulips:

nijibog | lagunamov:


HAD to be made.

the true purpose of the panoramic screencap

tiptoeontulips:

nijibog | lagunamov:

HAD to be made.

the true purpose of the panoramic screencap

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minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

YEAR OF THE ARCHER

chibibun:

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

YEAR OF THE ARCHER

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dduane:

lgbtlaughs:

A+ commentary George Takei

(grin) George, you’re a caution.

dduane:

lgbtlaughs:

A+ commentary George Takei

(grin) George, you’re a caution.