Alternate names for “Aunt Flo” (ugh)

  • My body is celebrating not being pregnant with blood confetti
  • They’re playing Sweeney Todd all week
  • Hormonal Rage is opening for Fountains of Gore omg squee!
  • Sur la rag (courtesy the Hairpin)
  • Brewing beer for Sekhmet
  • GRR Martin is guest-blogging in my pants
  • It’s the full moon and I’m a bloodbender
  • Uterine Exodus
  • The tree of Liberty is being refreshed with the blood of the patriots — well one anyway